"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
"Anna, you can’t marry someone you just met."
BUT HOW COOL WOULD THAT CROSS OVER BE
So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper…
Oh Anna, if only there was someone who loved you…